by Jase the ace June 9, 2010
Get the Punanified mug.Phat punanie; phat-adjective. punanie-noun.used together-amazing. Punanie obviously a synonym for pussy,no definition needed.phat spelled this way refers to that very rare pussy, with its large lusious lips, perfectly shaped clit that swells to a mouthful, silky smooth, with juicy goodness, phat pussy offers much more than jus fuckin, use ur imaginations, take time to enjoy. (pussy so good, it needs a warning lable. Once u get summa this shit, up never want another, requires 100℅ dedication to please, but once mastered itl blow ur mind.
Only a sick, perverted, twisted soul can survive the unimaginable pleasures of a phat punanie
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by Freaky 4 jess January 19, 2017
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Function: noun
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually receptive female
3: sexual intercourse
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually receptive female
3: sexual intercourse
1. Her punani was the tightest that I had ever fucked.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the club last night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the club last night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.
by raygee July 30, 2003
Get the punani mug.Portuguese diving merchant who demands penalties and freekicks even though he has scored 2 free kicks since 2018 and likes to flop around whenever he's nudged like a fish on shore, has no actual dribbling ability apart from needing to do 5 skills to get past 1 player and is known for fucking up teams once he leaves as his ego is so massive he forces managers to build teams around him.
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022
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Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
"Dad, can you tell me what brain is?
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022
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Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!
by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020
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