Definitions by raygee

vagina muffin 

Function: noun
Plural Form: vagina muffins
Etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)

1: A tampon; a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

1: I had to check my vagina muffin to see if it needed to be changed.

vagina muffin by raygee July 1, 2004

Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

Puerto Rican shower by raygee July 1, 2004

punani 

Function: noun
Plural Form: punani
Etymology: Mod. Hawaiian punani (lit. heavenly flower) from Old Hawaiian pua (blossom); nani (glory, splendor, heavenly)
1: female genitals
2: sexually receptive female
3: sexual intercourse

1. Her punani was the tightest that I had ever fucked.
2. There were tons of punani hanging around the club last night.
3. I haven't had punani for almost three months.

punani by raygee July 30, 2003