In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.
by schematic23 December 29, 2010
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by fatvinnydabully October 31, 2012
Get the puntalkers mug.Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
by MrFred0 June 27, 2022
Get the Baby-Punting mug.The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016
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Get the Jade Puget mug.An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009
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