Pud 

The penis of a pathetic human specimen.

What are you going to do all day sit inside and whack your pud?

Pud by blindspot February 17, 2005

pud 

Someone who says their your friend then does something completely low and cruel to you.

Ian was being a real pud when he made a definition calling her a "fat person who wears belly shirts".

pud by Guess Who, you asshole February 16, 2005

pud 

semi hard wood. a not hard not soft prick.

i beat her about the head & face w/ my pud until it turned to wood.

pud by action von jakson September 30, 2004

PUD 

sideways inside out furry vagina, pickled in semen and smelling of vinegar

pronunciation: sounding like could with a P

That nasty whore had a PUD!

PUD by Andrew Nurtz April 28, 2006

pud 

A short, retarded, shriveled nut sack. Commonly associated with chodes

Dude you gota pud.

pud by guy wearing black January 8, 2004

Pud 

Penis

Daniel was cooking barbecue while marinating his pud.

Pud by Danielbarbecuelover October 9, 2016

Pud 

I just learned this means penis. Please no stahp it my dogs name is teddy and we call her pud. It now means teddy (tiny cute dog.)

Wow puds so tute

Pud by MikaMoOOooooI November 7, 2021