puberty

What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.

Puberty sucks in middle school.

by darien not prep September 25, 2005

Reverse Puberty

The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.

Evan just underwent reverse puberty and now he's pedobait.

by REEDRDS September 28, 2015

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014

puberty grill

Metal orthodontic braces. Comparable to the diamond-studded, gold and platinum grills worn by rap and hip-hop artists, except, instead of being a sign of wealth, a puberty grill is a sign of pubescence.

Johnny's teeth were crooked, so he went to the orthodontist and got a puberty grill.

by rjnewt July 5, 2014

Personality Puberty

Another way of saying someone is coming out of their shell. A shy person that loses their inhibition.

Person 1:That guy used to be quiet now he tells killer jokes and buys shots for the whole bar. He's actually cool now.

Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty

by jdbombassmofo December 14, 2010

Puberty Rock

(Or Pube Rock)
A spin-off "genre" of rock music practiced and lead by the soon-to-be-famous-emaciated-circus-bear, Brian K. Music traits usually consist of punk, pop, or hard rock rhythms of cover songs and rarely originals, killer face-melting drum solos, and "Peter Brady" style vocals. Adopted by any aspiring pubertal 12 year old with a passion for music and with impressive talent, minus the singing...

12 year old+drums+cd burner+camp+14 year old groupies=PUBERTY ROCK

PUBERTY ROCK WILL OWN YOU!!

kid 1: is that him playing drums?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: and guitar?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: wow...he sucks
kid 2: thats just his voice, the music is good though..

by stray September 15, 2004

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005