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Prog Rock

A word abbreviated from Progressively Hard-as-a-Rock, which also is loosely translates to Progressive Rock. This genre of music, as well as bands dedicated to it, is known for its tendency to give listeners the most intense orgasms known to humankind. Musicians who play prog are thought to be Trans-dimensional Gods from another world, who have a zenith of skill higher than any other being in existence, whether it be of imagination or reality.
Some are examples of Prog Rock are as follows: Rush, the unearthly projective illusion of raw musical skill; Dream Theater, the offspring of Rush, whom are considered above all others in complexity; Pink Floyd, the acid trip you'll never forget, complete with the only side effects being longer and more intense orgasms; Porcupine Tree, the ominous shadow of pure musical pleasure. Please remember these four super-organism colonies are an obscenely minuscule fraction of the entire entity that is the Progressive Realm.
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Prog Dick

(Noun) A slang term for Time-Signaturitis, a physical condition where the male is unable to achieve and/or withhold an erection without background music that is in alternating 9/8 to 13/8 time signatures
"Ugh, I tried hooked up with this guy last night, but he had Prog Dick; I didn't have any Dream Theater on my iPod, so he walked home with his head hung in shame."
by The Man in the Purple Sweater September 15, 2011
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prodsupreme

Prod supreme is a creator of masterpieces a true producer one of the best aesthetic music producers out there.
Ayo it’s prodsupreme he is so cool and makes me wanna bust a huge one
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prog

Short for 'Proggressive rock'. A kind of music, usually typified by very long songs with complex structures and time signatures. It started with bands like Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Yes, etc, and bands like Dream Theatre, Opeth, The Mars Volta and Tool all have strong prog influences, making the old prog stereotype of a middle-aged bearded man in a wizard outfit tediously wanking off his guitar pretty much redundant.
Muse are better in their proggier moments...
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
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Prog Frog

A person who loves progressive music, whether it'd be Progressive Rock or Progressive Metal, Experimental or Neo-Prog, he loves the genre. Usually prog bands like ELP, King Crimson, Genesis, Dream Theater, Porcupine Tree, Pink Floyd, Frost*, Haken etc...
My brother Matt, he's such a Prog Frog. His record collection consists of Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Rush, King Crimson, Yes and bands of that nature.
by progfrogperson August 23, 2011
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Zoey Proasheck

Zoey Proasheck is a YouTuber who makes gaming videos with the Yogscast.She is a lesbian and suffers from depression. She constantly tells her viewers “you are awesome".
Zoey Proasheck just made a new minecraft video with Ryitain
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