procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

Procrastinating

The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself

Procrastinating

by Jeff5362874 October 10, 2020

Procrastribating

Procrastribating or procrastribation- (v. n.) Instead of writing a paper or working on a long term assignment you decide to masturbate while procrastinating.

Jack spent all night procrastribating and instead of showing up to school with a complete assignment he showed up with sticky fingers.

by BurtonBoarder6o9 December 5, 2009

Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating

by Astrantia April 10, 2003

Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....

teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...

by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010

procrastinating

something im doing right now

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.

by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008

Procrastilaxing

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."

Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.

by 3Fisted April 8, 2010