procrastabitch

A person who is a bad influence on your ability to work.

"Hey Latifa do you want to work with Shaniqua later?"

"Oh hell no! She is such a procrastabitch!"

by KrippleKrump February 18, 2014

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

procrastacunt

A little squeeker or little fuck in your life that won't do anything you ask or what's right because they're little diabetic cunts that you couldn't give a shit about.😀

Jake: hey Ron can you go get me the remote?
Ron: no you fuck!
Well fuck off you little procrastacunt bitch who was the mistake of your birth parents and why your adopted!!!!!

by KingMeng but I'm not Asian May 26, 2018

ProcrastaNapper

One who routinely naps in order to avoid existential acts of meaningless, non-essential chores or duties. Serial Procrastanappers, often set unachievable napping times (i.e. 15 Minutes) routinely restarting the nap 3 times over, or just snoozing through it all together.

I'm a Serial ProcrastaNapper. Whenever I have to clean my room, I try to take a 15-minute nap, but just end up sleeping for 8 hours, instead.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!

Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!

by Conspear September 4, 2020

Procrastadrink

Drinking to put off/avoid doing what needs to be done.

You have one thing to do today, don't ask your friends to come over and procrastadrink.

by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai January 4, 2022

procrastalaxin

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.

Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!

by SoScripted April 26, 2010