Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

Flag

Get the Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) mug.

star private school

a school that is full of 6th to 8th graders that vape 24/7 and chammak 8 grade boys (abood.dxbbbbb) is one of them and boys leave their pouches in the computer lab to wait for the girls to go to the lab so that the boys can see them

"yo lets go to star private school's washroom and vape"
"yeahhh man"

by himalayan salt May 15, 2022

Flag

Get the star private school mug.

Related Words

privet • Privetiki • privett • privette • privette loa • Privetulemast • fanny privet • jensen privette • Private School • privates

private skittles

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Flag

Get the private skittles mug.

Priet

Main Entry: pri·et
Pronunciation: prI-et
Function: noun
a concentrated regimen of eating and drinking sparingly, as well as intense exercise, taken upon to reduce one's weight and refine one's physique in preparation for Gay Pride Week.

Brooke: "Have you noticed that all of the gay guys at our gym are less talkative, all of a a sudden?"
Nicole: "It's the begining of June, so they're all on intense priets, as to look their best for Pride at the end of the month."

by KurtTO May 19, 2008

Flag

Get the Priet mug.

Private Parts

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch

child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.

by Aynos November 22, 2011

Flag