pritch

A cross between a pirate and a witch obviously!

Your swashbuckling broom is pretty pritchin

by Johnny Depp 11 June 23, 2011

pritcharded

A state of stupidity so profound as to cause all those around the individual to become enraged to the point of murder.

George bush has been diagnosed as pritcharded

by squibits October 17, 2010

Pritchard

A Pritchard I a human being who is lost and does not understand the most basic of information. A Pritchard never acknowledges that they are lost and may tend to be clueless. A Pritchard also has a big dick and when confronted does not reciprocate oral sex

"Ay Thomas you a Pritchard" - Meaning they are a retard

by Bazlar123 February 3, 2019

pritch

small in size, skinny

Look at that pritch, she/he can't even hold her/his pants up with those hips.

by wayne September 1, 2003

pritch

Short for "pretty little bitch".

Madie may be a total bitch, but atleast she's a pretty little bitch- a pritch.(the conversation that started the word.)

GUY#1: what about her? think that bitch is pretty.
Guy#2: Ya,I like what I see. She's a deicent pritch.

by Thelz July 31, 2006

Pritchett

1. To purchase un-needed goods when your credit card is already maxed out.
2. To over the use the phrase "Take it up the shitter..."
3. To never learn how to play the Didgery Do.

He bought a Didgery Do and then just put it up his ass. What a Pritchett!

by Saffage May 19, 2003

Pritchett

A misspelling of the name of the english comic-fantasy, Terry Pratchett.

Hey, have you read this really great book by this author... Whats his name agian?... Yeah! I remember now! Pritchett.. NO! ... Pratchett!

by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 20, 2003