The Postman Rings Twice
The Postman Rings Twice by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
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sexy postman pat
Person: look how sexy pat is, I should call him sexy postman pat!
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*
sexy postman pat by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026
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The blind postman
A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
The blind postman by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
Postmadonna
Postmadonna by F1n3 July 19, 2011
portmantbro
A portmanteau is where two or more words are combined to make a new word (e.g. bootylicious, turducken).
A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).
A portmantbro is a portmanteau where one of combined words is "bro" (e.g. brogrammer, broga, humphrey brogart, broadkill, etc).
Me: I tried going to broga for the first time yesterday, turns out it was a bunch of brogrammers. I was totally broadkill.
Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?
Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.
Grandma: Can you go a single sentence without using a portmantbro?
Me: Chillax Humphrey Brogart.
portmantbro by Loren David Newman January 4, 2013
postmates
postmates by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017
postmarital pussy pay
Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.
First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!
postmarital pussy pay by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021