Pope

Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.

Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?

Yeah pulling a JP2

What a pope.

by matt evol beens twisted yada y November 19, 2011

Popes

Popes is a hidden place on the tracks in Midway, Chicago. Teens go here to drink and party when there are no other moves. Summer is the time for Popes as it is always nice out. The chances of you finding where this place is are low, but it has been used with high schoolers for years.

“Aye Popes@8?” - Person #1
“Hell yeah text everyone.” - Person #2

by anonymous15 December 26, 2019

pope

Mexican slang for a serious wedgie

Damn her pants must stink cause that's some serious pope.

by ericat78 April 21, 2010

Pope

That man who doesn't have sex.

The Pope also doesn't masturbate

by ANON ;D June 15, 2008

The pope

The god guy. They're not very creative, part of the reason they all have the same name. Formerly John Paul II, but his magic pope powers couldn't keep him alive forever. Rumored to fly over Vatican City at night.

John Paul II used to be pope, but now Christians have a German Shepard.

by If you're right, then Jesus loves even me August 26, 2005

poped

To be penetrated with a phallus or phalluses. When "poped" is used to describe this act, the phallus is often extremely large, although the term is used loosely.

That bitch got poped in every hole by monster cocks!

by onetwostep September 29, 2005

pope

(slang) derogative term for someone who thinks they're high and mighty and has been blessed with god's gift of greatness. other attributes include driving a weird-ass car like the popemobile and living in an impenetrable fortress like the vatican.

person a: dude, the pope is taking over a conference room on the 39th floor!
person b: wtf?! why is he holding mass all the way up there?
person a: so he can be closer to god.

by the disciples February 18, 2009