Pooak

Poop that is on the back.

"Whoa Mason!

Me, you and Cara partied so hard last night, i think one of the strippers left some pooak on you."

by Dbailey July 19, 2009

Photack

To make an unexpected movement sideways or backwards whilst taking a photograph, in order to get a better shot. May inadvertently result in injury to another due to the failure of the photographer to be aware of the surrounding environment.

That girl in the park completely photacked me this morning. my foot is still sore.

by Berger October 5, 2016

Pohtahtoh

leh pohtahtoh is le word to descriceh a pohtahtoh or perhsohn.

suh my pohtahtoh
suhhhhh
aha aha, suh.

by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

pogtastic

when something is so pog and fantastic, you can't even believe it!

"I just won that bedwars game!"
"Omg that's pogtastic dude!"

by ihavetoefungus March 16, 2021

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003