The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.
As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.
by cootpoot January 6, 2015
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There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
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Get the pooportunity mug.Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.
by elKeitho December 10, 2021
Get the Pooportunity mug.-A property that is a great investment opportunity.
-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).
-Flipping a house
-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).
-Flipping a house
After I remodel this old house, I will prove to my wife just how great of an "Investment Propertunity" it really was!
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