pooportunity

The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.

As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.

by cootpoot January 6, 2015

Pooportunity

A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.

There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.

I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.

by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018

pooportunity

opportunity to be able to do something while pooping

i got some pooportunity

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019

pooportunity

the opportunity to do something while pooping

i got a pooportunity to text

by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019

Pooportunity

when a woman is already sitting down to pee, and decides to use the opportunity to poop.

Since Debbie's outfit was so complicated, when she sat down to pee, she used the pooportunity to drop a deuce as well.

by elKeitho December 10, 2021

Investment Propertunity

-A property that is a great investment opportunity.

-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).

-Flipping a house

After I remodel this old house, I will prove to my wife just how great of an "Investment Propertunity" it really was!

by ECO-AF December 8, 2021

Popportunity

The opportunity of the coolness of dads.

Friend 1: Hey your dad is really cool!

Friend 2: That my dear is called popportunity.

by To Fresh February 27, 2012