poofter rorter

A guy who goes trolling for poofters.

Lyle is a poofter rorter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

poofter

A male pillow biter.

That guy is a pillow biter. He takes it up the arse. Bloody poofter.

by XTA69 October 2, 2005

Poofter Pounder

A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.

"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"

by flabio17 October 21, 2009

Pootley

Weed.

Guy 1: "Hey man, wanna go smoke some pootley?"
Guy 2: "Ohhh, CHOWA!"

Guy 1: "Down for pooting some pot?"
Guy 2: "Does a shark piss in the ocean?!"

by POOTLEYPOT March 26, 2010

poofter bash

A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.

Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.

by Pedders April 29, 2005

Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 26, 2004