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poopenstein

A safe word to scream in a mild German accent; especially around children, as to avoid dropping an F-bomb.
Father stubs his toe on table while carrying roast beef tray to supper in front of family; bites lip, wants to yell a plentitude of four letter words, but taps into his European ancestors and and utters "poopenstein"
by Russ Roon June 9, 2018
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Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.
By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.
by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011
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Poopensaucen

A German gnome who comes during Christmas to jiggle your balls
Hide your balls during Christmas, the Poopensaucen is coming!
by Poopensaucen December 9, 2012
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Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.
I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.
by Farmand March 18, 2023
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Pootenanny

A pussy party! First made famous by Naughty by Nature's breakout smash "O.P.P."

Combined from poontang, hootenanny, pu-nanna.
You down with OPP (Other Peoples' Pootenanny)?!? Yeah, you know me!
by FreddyTheBear January 7, 2017
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der poopenhausen

1. v. Anal sex.

2. n. The old brown eye.
1. Jer and Rontele took turns going der poopenhausen on each other.

2. "Two in the pink and one in der poopenhausen"
by blurred December 20, 2007
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poofing

The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.
Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing
by Poofing:) September 12, 2009
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