wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

by dec457 April 24, 2011

Plink

A racist word

Is plink racist?
Yes, it's racist you dirty plink.

by Avalon_McKay January 10, 2022

plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq

You are at most boredom that a human can reach. Now ... go to class

Jim - oy Tom, I got a new idea!
Tom - what is it

Jim - type plmnkoijbvhuygcxftrdzsewaq
Tom - cool

by NordicNoah March 9, 2019

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.

He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...

by Arnonis July 1, 2014

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

FUCK PLANK

A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.

Hey Charles is the fuck plank ready for the summer.

by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008

Plink

The worst slur imaginable

SMII7Y is a plink

by Anthony__Stifler January 9, 2022