Ponkey

From the Afrooocan American word honkey referring to white man. This is actually the dorkiest of the white men. Usually walks funny, and has a cooler older brother.

Why did that ponkey have to crash our party. Who brought that ponkey. That ponkey can't shoot worth shit.

by kcmustyle April 1, 2004

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

ponkey

is often a girl, an ugly girl, that looks like a combine of a pig and a donkey. she is fat and short and has giant protruding buck teeth. aka connie

guy: dude look at that ugly chick

dude: she's such a ponkey

by ha ha ha... not ponkey March 28, 2009

plonker

Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.

"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.

by Alexis_J_M September 17, 2005

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

PonKey

A stange dwarfed equine derived from the mating of a pony and a donkey.Commonly white in colour with black extemitys

Hey quentin that donkey look as though its trying to climb over that pony but cant quite make it.................. SOME MONTHS LATER: W.T.F is that! is that a ponkey?

by BOWEN May 18, 2006

Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018