Ponkey 

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

Ponkey by Gobada March 26, 2008

ponkey 

A donkey cross bred with a pony creating a small equestrian animal. Ponkeies can be of the x chromozone or xy chromozone. Trust me I own three. Can be a multiple birth. Can look like the mare or father.

That ponkey looks like it's mom.

ponkey by Dawn Michelle September 26, 2006

Ponkey 

Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay)

Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.

Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies

Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth

Seth: MUAHAHAHA
Shafayet: Oh M Gee. Did you lose you're ponkey again?

Ponkey by Ponkey March 14, 2008

Ponkey 

From the Afrooocan American word honkey referring to white man. This is actually the dorkiest of the white men. Usually walks funny, and has a cooler older brother.

Why did that ponkey have to crash our party. Who brought that ponkey. That ponkey can't shoot worth shit.

Ponkey by kcmustyle April 1, 2004

ponkey 

is often a girl, an ugly girl, that looks like a combine of a pig and a donkey. she is fat and short and has giant protruding buck teeth. aka connie

guy: dude look at that ugly chick

dude: she's such a ponkey

ponkey by ha ha ha... not ponkey March 28, 2009

PonKey 

A stange dwarfed equine derived from the mating of a pony and a donkey.Commonly white in colour with black extemitys

Hey quentin that donkey look as though its trying to climb over that pony but cant quite make it.................. SOME MONTHS LATER: W.T.F is that! is that a ponkey?

PonKey by BOWEN May 18, 2006

ponkey 

panda+monkey=ponkey...me and a friend were in a geogeraphy class and i drew a random Monkey, he sed it was a panda that i drew. after 1 minute of argueing we decdided it was a cross between both-a ponkey! mating call "orrraaarrrrrruuuuuu"

ahhhh a ponkey is attacking!!!!

ponkey by Adam white July 18, 2006