plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

by Kiersere September 26, 2009

plowin the back 40

When vigorous anal sex is performed and sometimes causes the recipient to bleed.

Garrett : What's up with the blood stain on Keirsten's pants?
Jim : I guess Chad was at her house again last night plowin the back 40!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2016

Ploish

Verb: To move so far beyond the boundaries of a map so that there are no longer any objects or terrain within the draw distance, leaving one stranded in a blank plain. Most commonly a result of falling off the edge of the map in poorly-coded Unity games.

Roughly half of Gaming Garbage's videos end in ploishing.

by that one guy in the sweatshirt April 13, 2014

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Ploog

Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.

"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."

by MooHen July 25, 2020

well plowed

A woman who's sexed up many, many men.

Hank: Have you seen how that chick Susan's been eye-stroking me the past few nights?
John: Dude, be careful. She's well plowed.

by zoomba_zoo November 21, 2014

plonkadoodle

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

by Doddi September 14, 2007