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family planning

v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
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Panny

Shortened Australian for "Pandemic". Fundamentally most Aussies are too lazy to say anything that has more than two syllables.
During the panny, we were in iso for so long it was mad bro!
by Kuncho July 20, 2020
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urban planner

n. A person who satifies one or more of the following:

a) Believes Le Corbusier is Satan and Peter Calthorpe and Portland Oregon are the cure for everything.
b) Puts the Kunt back in Kuntsler.
c) Likes to shit on Los Angeles, but secretly wants to live there.
d) Thinks social planning is somekind of speed dating.
e) Zealous advocate of clean, efficient public transit as the chariot of the people...but won't be caught dead on it.
f) Considers only rear, front and side setbacks and body footprint when considering a mate.
g) Becomes considably irrate when lesser minions understand "smart growth" to be some kind of male organ enhancement.
h) Completely baffled by people who think GIS is somekind of jizz.
If you weren't such an urban planner I'd have sex with you.
by Ebenezer Howard February 3, 2009
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planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.
Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.
by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007
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plainy

(plur. "plainies")
Someone who eats bland, unflavored or unseasoned food.
chips with no salsa, phở with no chili/sriracha sauce, plain oatmeal, eggs with no salt/pepper/ketchup, noodles with just butter

"You don't put any sauce on your noodles? You plainy!"
by the tiger March 10, 2014
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Plancy

The feeling of having a friend crush or a work crush, but not wanting to pursue a romantic relationship with them. The feeling is identified with the urge to constantly be around the person in question, and simply talk and be friendly with them.
I have a huge plancy on Brian, I wanna go see a movie with him sometime.
by zuruisandesu October 8, 2017
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planner

there is no point of having planners
by shnipsels September 12, 2018
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