Pancantankerous

When you are hangry for pancakes

Before I went to Denny's I was so pancantankerous

by Yomamas flapjax April 20, 2017

jamacain pancake

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.

Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.

by CherryCunt June 28, 2014

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Pancaking

A sexual act in which a pancake is wiped across the person’s ass hole and then slapped against their titties until one or both partners comes.

Dory and Drew admitted to pancaking Keith.

by PearlRachinsky February 7, 2021

plancel

To make plans with the intention of canceling or never following through. Often used if the planceling party is not quick enough to come up with an excuse. Sometimes both parties plancel, and no meeting is intended, the future event is just a social gesture.

(I made this word up, but you should use it.)

The specific plancel:

A: What are you doing on Thursday?
B: (Thinking: I can't come up with anything!) I don't know.
A: Let's go see a movie
B: That would be great. (I'm trapped. I hope he doesn't call, but I'll tell him a family member is ailing if he presses it.)

The two-way, generic plancel:

A: It was so good to see you.
B: You too. Let's do dinner sometime. (We're never doing dinner).
A: Definitely. (We're never doing dinner.)

by Conrad H. September 23, 2007

spooky pancakes

A haunted breakfast from the great beyond. Often menacing nature, especially when served with sinister syrup, diabolical whipped cream, demented chocolate chips, and malevolent melted butter. These flapjacks are coming for you when the sun goes down.

Dude those were some seriously spooky pancakes, I've never been so terrified at breakfast!

by letithappen88 December 31, 2016

Silly pancakes

Silly pancakes is pancake that makes you silly because the pancakes are of course silly pancakes 🥞

Silly pancakes make jump around because they are silly pancakes bahahaha!

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019