Pity Oreo

The one Oreo you give away to someone so you don't feel self remorse for eating the whole box.

Sean: Dude, did you just eat that whole box of Oreos?
Jared: Nah man, I gave you a pity Oreo!

by Letithappen May 21, 2013

pity upvote

The action of up-voting a thread on reddit that is performing poorly out of pity.

"I wasn't going to upvote this thread, but I noticed it hardly has any upvotes, so I threw it a pity upvote".

by Dildo Commander November 20, 2015

pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

pity sex

When girls have sex with guys because they feel bad for them.

Taras only banging Jack becuase his dad just died.

by Sandra Loon September 16, 2005

Pitoy

A word used in Antique which means a good boy.

Hey Jessie. You are a big pitoy

by DreArellano June 19, 2019

pity friend

A friend who you don't really care for, but you talk to them out of pity. You're probably looking to dump them nicely. They probably only have you as a friend and are super clingy.

My pity friend has smelly hair and chews with her mouth open.

by TreeFlailer December 24, 2014

Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

by Tidytalker September 23, 2015