Pitino'd

Ejaculating in 15 seconds

I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months and Pitino'd a hot chick the other night at Porcini. Pretty embarrassing.

by Louisvilleisashithole July 31, 2010

PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004

pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans

A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."

by jcafe13 October 18, 2008

patiandola

spanish for 'kicking it', used mainly by paisas and cholos or cholas trying to sound cool when they really sound like fuck tarts.

Chola 1: Ayy girl where you at?
Chola 2: Oh i'm just right here patiandola at my boyfriends house.

by Murf E March 30, 2009

PITAC

Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.

Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.

Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?

Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Piti-like

When you like a post on Facebook because you feel bad for the person because they are unpopular and no one ever likes or comments their posts.

Person A: Poor Hilda, it's like no one even knows she's there.
Person B: Yeah, I know right? I felt so bad for her I piti-liked a few of her posts.

by mema118 November 14, 2010