Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

by Oalder February 26, 2021

Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.

"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"

by bearhugstef October 11, 2013

pissmeat

One of the few words that can mean either male or female genitals.

"Watch out stevens got his pissmeat out again" or "since giving birth, vanessa's pissmeat flaps around in the wind a lot"

by staygold1984 March 11, 2010

Pissed on bread crumbs

Endless rabbit holes created by the matrix (or notnilc) - in such a way that normies would never agree with it or understand. Made for you to chase endlessly, and to make you look silly if you ever engage in the pointless activity of trying to explain it to someone else. From the experience you've learned nothing, except for learning about the subtle aroma of piss from the bread crumbs.

Don't chase that rabbit hole, it's just a bunch of pissed on bread crumbs.

by UncannyDeduction January 7, 2021

floor pisser

Someone who urinates all over a bathroom floor.

"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"

by Bolton October 1, 2003

liquid pissed

When your level of emotional aggitation has reached a level at which simply saying "pissed" is no longer indicative of your state of mind.

"I was so liquid pissed today in class that I had to punch a hole in the wall when I left."

by popculturejon July 17, 2006

nigger-pissed

When someone is indignant even (especially?) when it's their own fault.

"Those people were blocking the road, but when I honked at them they got nigger-pissed and started yelling at me".

by Des Long November 13, 2011