Phonesexual

When your deeply I love with you phone

I’m am definitely phonesexual

by Tomis Brodie sanhster May 26, 2021

Phoneperone

Pronounced "phone-per-own" A person you call when walking in an unfamiliar, dangerous, or scary place. The effect is that as long as you are on the phone with this person you are "safe"

"My wife calls me on her way out of class, I'm her phoneperone."

by Evan Horne September 29, 2007

Phonedercat

A Phonedercat is a person who is of exceptional skill in the telemarketing field and makes good quality appointments on a regular basis.

"Yo, check out Dean landing an appointment for that client - he be a true Phonedercat"

by Craig Sharland November 22, 2007

phonedercat

A person who makes high quality appointments for clients and is of excellence in the telemarketing field.

Yo, check it, Deano just scored a phat appointment for his client, he be a true phonedercat

by Craig Sharland January 5, 2009

Phonetertubes

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

by lonelocust January 14, 2009

Phonement

The short amount of time when you freak out about the location of your mobile phone, and are sure its with you.

I was at the pub the otherday and had a phonement. Its okay though I found my phone in my jacket pocket.

by iamfoobs September 2, 2010

Phonelexia

When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.

John: I think my dogs need grooming.

Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?

John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.

Mario: You're playing with sluts?

Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!

Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?

Maria: Sigh *click*

by StacyPoo June 20, 2011