potimistic

the euphoria brought on by weed

I feel so potimistic right now...

by ToyYoda July 12, 2010

pastamistic

to be hopeful and believing in pasta as a positive outlook in one’s life.

Nickel was pastamistic for dinner that night, as she hadn’t had a decent meal in quite a long time.

by Kahsenyah February 13, 2021

Pessilistic

Cross between pessimistic and realistic for situations when things are a bit sad but it’s bound to happen.

“Yeah it’s a bit sad but it’s gonna happen either way” “don’t be so pessilistic!”

by Jdfjejs October 5, 2021

poptimistic

Cheerfully confident dat a saucepan of "'splodin' cereal" will satisfactorily "do its thing".

One should not be overly poptimistic if da grain you're heating up with oil is either too old, or it's gotten really wet prior to being broiled.

by QuacksO November 20, 2023

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.

Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."

by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; pessimistic clickbait, when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.

Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."

by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025