Peppering The Toilet Seat

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.

Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

by Chicken Salad June 25, 2015

Sam Peppering

Verb ;

When you get on top of a person without his/her prior approval and masturbate on his/her face.

Pepper: she wanted it
Judge : she said she didnt.. i sentence you to immediate SAM PEPPERING

*everyone in court room holds Sam down and masturbates onto his face*

So she was drunk right? but i wanted to be a nice guy - so instead of raping her - I just gave her the ole' Sammy P.

by Get Sam Peppered today! October 21, 2014

pesterize

The process at which someone is being a pest.

Stop pesterizing the children!

by Josh April 24, 2005

Peskipiksi Pesternomi

The ultimate name for a spell in the world of Harry Potter. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' is supposedly meant to round up Pixie's, but Gilderoy "shittest professor in the world" Lockhart shows us that he's a fraud and doesn't know what he's talking about. The ugly bastard with a extremely cheesy and horrible looking smile was unfortunate to not die in the Chamber of Secrets when his memory loss spell, "Obliviate" backfired and caused him to lose his memory while shooting up into the air hitting several rocks along the way before falling back down causing Ron and Harry to be separated from each other which is the saddest moment of the film.

Peskipiksi Pesternomi
Harry Potter
Chamber of Secrets

by Badmanthebestpotterfan May 13, 2011

honey peppering

Smashing one out onto your birds tits whilst munching on a Crunchie chocolate bar.

Gf: "honey, do you want to do some honey peppering before you go to work?"
Bf: "fucks yeh I do!"

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

Pottering

To pretend to go offline or close a account (facebook,twitter,boards.ie or skype ) but really be hiding in the background like Kells at a 12 year olds birthday party

Lee not been on skype today ?
Nah think hes pottering

by Carefree_Ste September 26, 2012

posering

Being a compete poser!

At the party she was posering in front of me although her dancing looks like crap!

by MsTranceBabe February 4, 2004