Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

peached

the act of getting pummeled by a bunch dodge-balls

We just peached my friend.

by tackary November 16, 2011

Parched

To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.

overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!

by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015

Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018

Perthed

Getting poor value or having an experience that is of lower quality/standard than you would expect in a metropolitan city.

Taylah: How'd ya dinner go at tha Atrium mate?

Axel: Got Perthed brah. Food geddin worse ev'ry time I go. Imma beached as...

by sispec warrior November 3, 2013