Peelon

The yellow-green gunk that oozes from the urethra of ogres in particular

Jake Smith: bro the guacamole you made looks like peelon I'm not dipping my chips in that shit
Eric Love: fair enough, more guac for me!

by Vark50 June 29, 2020

Preconceived Bitchery

The impetus for viewing (or reacting to) something in a negative light fueled solely by on one's own pre-existing bias.

1. Josh's rationale for not watching Season 2 of that show was bullshit. I think we both know it was a case of preconceived bitchery.

by Thicc Poppa August 5, 2021

preconknots

Pristine Condition of Shirt Knots

For sale T-Shirt
Printed Cracks with preconknots

by bingobaks February 6, 2023

Peeon

A nocturnal erection caused by the urge to piss.

My peeon woke me up at 4 AM this morning.

by CoolKelly September 27, 2017

peecocking

the act of standing up in a room full of people to stretch out when you are chubbed up to see if a female is checking your package out

I was in a conference room full of people think about the great night i had with my lady friend and got excited ,when i stood up to do some peecocking i caught a couple of the ladies checking me out

by funny guy 73 March 16, 2011

precondition

An invalid excuse for not conducting diplomatic relations with Iran; Doublespeak for "It's my way or the high way". This word is a loaded term used to invalidate the whole idea of Foreign Diplomacy, especially for the purposes of making peace and avoiding war.

"My opponent, Barrack Obama wants to meet with the leaders of Iran without 'precondition". ;- Basically saying, yeah we'll meet with you but only to give the the opportunity to agree to the terms that WE set forth; all is non-negotiable.

by Nico Salazar January 13, 2009

precon

(n) A statement used in a way to support a main idea while persuading; a reason. Originates from the polish word "przekonać," meaning "to convince."

When one writes a persuasive essay and lists precons.
Our precon for this bill is the lack of jobs.
When the lawyer asked the defendant about his precons, he recieved a blank stare.

by Aka825 October 28, 2011