padovan

To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.

Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"

by microsdcard January 10, 2012

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 6, 2007

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.

"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"

by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

Paldo

Paldo

Is "that guy." The guy, who will sneak into your photographs with your friends. Eventually, when you get them developed you will see a faint image of "that guy" somewhere in your picture, thus ruining your picture.

1.I don't remember taking a picture with that creepy guy! It's just his face too! Who is that?...

2. Paldo, the Where's Waldo Wanna-Be.

by kaydeelaydee April 10, 2009

Padookie

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018