pathetic

Someone, or something, that sucks so bad you feel kinda bad for it.

Emo is incredibly pathetic.

by DayBomber January 24, 2008

pathetic

Any person who loves working for Wal-Mart and kissing Wal-Mart managers asses.

by Associate September 10, 2003

pathetic

somebody who does something really petty or horrible

That girl started crying because I wouldn't give her candy it's pathetic

by aj#1 August 21, 2015

pathetic

Any person that adds his or her name to urban dictionary in an attempt to gain popularity or make his or her self feel special or important.

Wow! You're so pathetic you actually put your name on urban dictionary? You should go kill yourself

by hellscowboy October 20, 2011

pathetic

A fat white guy who gets fired from Sears and beaches his car on a curb at Starbucks.

Alex is pathetic. Good stuff, man.

by Cassie Deuchemal April 26, 2004

pathetic

Equivalent to sarcastically saying "That is just sad"

Pathetic

by frabrizio January 15, 2018

pathetic

a word used by illiterate losers who really mean to say "pitiful" but are trying to impress normal people with their soap opera-inspired vocabulary.

that rompf sure is a pathetic organism.

by himself o'leary September 10, 2004