drama-parasite

drama-parasite - this friend is always going through a crisis and you can't enjoy yourself with them because you're too busy picking up the pieces, of whatever is their current problem. And they always have one/hundred.
Do not mistake for emotional vampire.

That girl is a drama-parasite.

Uh huh!

by Trinity River July 24, 2014

forum parasite

Uninvited residents of a forum who feed off shit

5,000+ posts from that forum parasite and all just BS

by BrettonWoods May 8, 2016

Mutual Parasites

Two friends who use each other for purposes to get by in society.

Keek has a a lot mutual parasites which whom he’s constantly surrounded by.

by SkateNazi666 March 20, 2019

Hollywood Parasite

D-Celebrity, who failed at being a part of the Royal family, enjoys grifting off of vulnerable people but offer nothing back to society. Anything they touch, turns to shit.

Meghan Markle is a Hollywood Parasite.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie September 15, 2023

non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.

Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.

by maxinmesa November 24, 2013

Parasite

See Mother In Law

No really see Mother In Law in a real dictionary

by Matt W. April 3, 2004

Parasite

A vato who ain’t down with la raza.

“Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”

by I’m From Here May 2, 2020