Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

paki pizza

Slang for Pizza Pizza. A popular Pizza chain in Southern Ontario. Gets it name from the paki that always shows up at your door or the copious amount of pakis working at the shop.

"I'm starving! Let's order up some Pizza Slut."

"Nah, it's too late dude. Only thing still open is paki pizza."

by petulantone January 23, 2012

Pair of Mary’s

A couple of loud cackling queens that try to shut down everyone around them, but everybody knows they ain’t shit.

Wow look at that pair of Mary’s over there. They think they’re so cool, but they’re not.

by Snevets November 17, 2017

pairless

A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."

"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."

by Lorberbaum February 22, 2008

Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013

Pakiposting

Verb:
The process of sharing a selfie to social media, typically; a photo taken of someone from Pakistan or South Asia by birth or descent, in an hastily and repetitive manner with the intent of showing excessive interest or admiration of oneself.

I can't stop pakiposting Abdul! I look like a rock star! If I post it more i'll look even more handsome!

by Tummy Licker October 5, 2017

Pakitran

When a person from Pakistan becomes a Transvestite.

Oh look its a pakitran

by Wokthebok November 24, 2019