padered

(Verb) To be given a written motion to present at a formal meeting that is read verbatim in order to forward a political agenda. However, that motion is self-incriminating or career ruining and was meant to forward a secret objective rather than to make you look like a hero.

Sarab gave me a resolution that would have limited tuition fee increases to predictable rates. But I got padered because when I presented it, everybody accused me of siding with the administration. I think I'll join the military now that my political career is over.

by politicionPader September 19, 2011

Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.

"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"

by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015

padboy

this dude on a website who stuck the sticky part of a pad to his ass and made a forum about it.

oh look, it's padboy!
remember him from everskies?

by padboy69 May 1, 2021

padrote

spanish for pimp.

A man who profits from women.

soy padrote y vivo de mis viejas y me vale verga porque soy juan camaney tururu.

by KANSAS CITY PIMP (VENENO) December 31, 2008

Padookie

a common hair tie/ponytail holder/scrunchie
Origin: New Iberia, LA

Do you have a padookie I could borrow?

by fRISKY rISKY August 25, 2018

padron

(Verb) Twerking while simultaneously performing another physical activity, such as running on a treadmill, bungee jumping, or riding a dirt bike. Also known as extreme twerking.

Frank: Did you see that YouTube video of Christina?
Jennifer: Yeah, it sucks that she broke her ankle on the slip n' slide, but at least she was padroning like a total badass.

Jonathan: I think I'm going to padron tonight. You wanna come?
Glenn: Sweet, I'll grab my roller-blades!

by The Gunshow September 27, 2013

Paedo

Short for 'paedophile'. One who molests young children.

*Walking down the street when a men grabs a five year old child's ass. Somebody spots this and shouts "PAEDO!"*

by G November 23, 2003