pabst blue ribbon

n. Packs a good whollop and sits nicely. To drink a lot and not feel heavy. To enjoy at a good cost and achieve the feeling desired. To experience true delight and full flavor.

Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!

by spazzmotuzy June 15, 2005

pabst smear

A drink. When a Pabst Smear is ordered, a shot of vodka is dropped into a pitcher of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Julie: Hey Sandy, isn't that bartender your gyno?
Sandy: Ohmigod, it is! I'm gonna go order us a Pabst Smear!

by Micha P May 30, 2006

pabst blue ribbon

The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.

Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!

by WestCoastIsTheBestCoast June 3, 2006

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

Pabst-Smear

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

by Ordinary Owl February 4, 2009

Pabso

a pabso is someone who is extremely addicted to the beer known as Pabst Blue Ribbon.

That hipster has been drinking PBR all night, he must be a Pabso

by ManofIthaca August 1, 2010

Pabst

Verb. Similar to the word "pass" but when referring to a can or bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

"Hey, you wanna Pabst me a beer"

by alextripp February 26, 2009