PTSD

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by zekewrldq March 27, 2021

PTSDD

Acronym for

Posttraumatic DumbassTrump Scandal Dismissal Disorder

Nancy Pelosi has to consider the 48 million Red Neck Racist Americans that will have be suffering from PTSDD when DPOTUS is removed from office. Rudy Giuliani was the 1st to show symptoms

by MarqMyWord October 17, 2019

PTRSD

Post Traumatic-Relationship Stress Disorder

Because of her PTRSD, she misinterpreted his forwardness as aggression.

by Hermathecles December 30, 2019

relationship ptsd

Revisiting the sins of your ex on your current relationship.

My poor husband. Because of my relationship PTSD I expect him to act just the same way my ex did.

by LivLongandProsper May 6, 2015

Reverse PTSD

When you uncontrollably have flashbacks of a really enjoyable experience that makes you want to relive the experience again.

Ever since I went to that strip club I've been having reverse PTSD over it and want to go back.

by BigMoist January 1, 2017

Bacon PTSD

Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.

Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.

by claymøre August 27, 2018

porn-induced PTSD

A behavioral trait one may exhibit after a past of enduring one or more of the negative stigmas associated with the adult entertainment industry, then reclaiming ownership of their body when they leave it. It is characterized by them feeling a high possibility of exhibiting, or actually exhibiting extreme verbally and/or physically violent reactions to unwanted touch.

The guy's hand grazing her butt caused such a flashback to her time in the porn industry that her porn-induced PTSD made her immediately break a bottle and put it to his throat.

by LeNair Xavier April 21, 2019