potassium.

another term for "k."

in correlation with the fact the letter k is the letter associated with , the element, potassium

when u need to be a petty mofo, so you hit em' with that potassium.

by sexy.beasts.and.salad August 8, 2018

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

potastic

A person who is nice but sometimes nuts. Also hates moving around. Basically, a couch potato who is nuts.

Guy A: I like girls but I don't want to marry anyone.
Guy B: You're a potastic.

by anidude? January 27, 2018

Potassium

A term applied to a person who goes on Youtube or Facebook (or any other spammable thing) to spam. May have a tendency to even skip school to spam, and does not have anything to do but go on the computer.

Started in a school in Burnaby, not far from Vancouver.

Based on a real person, but not a real name.

Can be used in other like words such as:
- Potassiumesque
- Potassiumlike
- Potassiumish

"God, stop being so much like Potassium!"
"That comment was something Potassium would say"
"That comment was so Potassiumesque"

by ilovePCs March 8, 2009

poutas

an ignorant fuck head

hey tell that poutas to shut up

by haild November 13, 2009

potassium

Nickname given to a reactive person - i.e one who snaps at any opportunity, especially following piss-taking.

"Here come's potassium pete"

"What do you mean?"

"The cunt reacts with anything".

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.

I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.

by Spoopleman May 10, 2018