sexy.beasts.and.salad's definitions

samsara and isaac

The two people in your friend group who are in love and won't do crap about it. Everyone's always talking about and everyone ships it... but they're too lazy, scared, or some other crap excuse. They probably also have a really cute ship.

Samsara: Omg! Isaac is so funny. Friend: Just ask him out, it's 2017.
Samsara: I'm scared. What if he doesn't like me. Friend: Everyone knows he likes you.
Friend 2: Whatcha' talking 'bout? Friend: Samsara and Isaac. Can theyplease date?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad April 24, 2017

long dick dylan

The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.

Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad July 26, 2019

Rebecca

Rebecca is the sweetest lil' girl you'll ever meet. Don't let her exterior fool you though she's highly intelligent (she has a higher grade point average than you), extremely hilarious, gorgeous. Sometimes her sense of humor can lead her to come off as wacky... but she loves to have fun, make jokes, and she's always the life of the party.

Friend: Rebecca, What's up?
Rebecca: *laughter* the funniest thing just happened to me!

by sexy.beasts.and.salad April 24, 2017

pizookie

The greatest dessert snack food of all time. It is the combination of pizza and cookies. Don't be fooled there's no actual pizza in it, but it's named for the pizza-like shape. Cookie dough is put into a pan like a pan-fried pizza topped with the ice cream of any flavor. It's sweet and melty with the combination of cold ice cream and warm, gooey chocolate chip cookies. It was initially introduced at BJ's tavern but is now a sleepover essential. It's better than sex.

Friend 1: What's your favorite sleepover snack?
Friend 2: Pizookie! Duh!
Friend 1: That's what I was going to say.

by sexy.beasts.and.salad May 13, 2020

potassium.

another term for "k."

in correlation with the fact the letter k is the letter associated with , the element, potassium

when u need to be a petty mofo, so you hit em' with that potassium.

by sexy.beasts.and.salad August 8, 2018

stella and isaac

The cutest couple on earth. They are both flirtatious ones in the friend group but they always come back together in the end because they love each other that much. Stella's the boss but Isaac doesn't mind... as long as he gets to hold her feet and love her like he always does!

Stella and Isaac are the flirts in your friend group but they'll end up together.

by sexy.beasts.and.salad March 9, 2017

what do yall mean

when someone says some dumb shit and you need to put them in there place.

girl 1: i dont like netflix

girl 2: what do yall mean you dont like netflix?

by sexy.beasts.and.salad August 8, 2018