Toxic Pond

A pond located in Hartsville, S.C. near Coker University and GSSM that has been dyed cyan and a popular talking point among govies.

"Hey, have you seen the toxic pond yet?"
"Yeah I have, I walked by it yesterday on the way to town."
"TP moment"

by THEWRENCHBROTHER February 17, 2021

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 01, 2018

pond dip

The act of pissing in a love mates mouth then teabagging (see teabagging) him/her.

we finished our stroll by the lake with a nice pond dip

by Andrew Marno September 15, 2006

ponding basin

An open field, usually covered with grass, about the size of a football field or larger that is sunken into the ground ten feet or more from the surrounding land. Some storm drains empty into a ponding basin. They help deal with runoff to prevent flooding. The edges are usually somewhat steep, and if they are high enough, they can be used for sledding.

We flew kites in the ponding basin, even though the ground was a little moist.

by Muthah Monkee May 26, 2004

Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

by rpn453 January 10, 2011

Pond Blaster

Cumming in the sink

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!

by Here for the funny February 04, 2020

Pond skater

A working class person in the U.K. who votes Tory and invokes American capitalist views that harm services like the NHS. It refers to ‘across the pond’ meaning the Atlantic Ocean and the fact that ones political views leave one at the bottom of the food chain, especially below Pepe the Frog.

Only a pond skater would vote Tory with no pot to piss in.

by Ontical December 15, 2019