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ponc

noun: clitoris.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 December 9, 2008
mugGet the poncmug.

ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing
"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."
by MC Skillet August 23, 2006
mugGet the poncemug.

Ponce

To beat someone up, or attack them.
Dont mess with me, or else ill ponce you.
by Gregory Free August 1, 2012
mugGet the Poncemug.

Poncing

the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.
1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.
by PHResident October 7, 2009
mugGet the Poncingmug.

Ponce

(noun)-A temporarily lost or permanently lost article(s) of clothing. If you have no idea where your shirt is, it immediately a "ponce".
Where are my Ponce ?!?!?!!?!?!
by The hidden 174 September 6, 2011
mugGet the Poncemug.

ponc

noun: clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously creaed by chatters i nthe member-created cat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre."
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 July 27, 2007
mugGet the poncmug.

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.
"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"
by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019
mugGet the Beer Poncemug.

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