Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.
"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"
"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"
"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"
by I'likea September 28, 2006
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A person who presents themselves as Christian, but uses their religion as an excuse to vomit up bile and hate towards people of other races, genders, orientations, and beliefs, much unlike what Jesus would have done.
"For someone who claims to have read the Bible, Karen's desire to bring back slavery is very concerning."
"Well, that's because she's a performative Christian, putting on a show to appeal to her fellow bigots."
"Well, that's because she's a performative Christian, putting on a show to appeal to her fellow bigots."
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The acting of performing something, such as a skateboard trick, flip, play, etc, and messing up badly. Originated from a typo on page 9 of the Mario Kart DS manual.
The acting of performing something, such as a skateboard trick, flip, play, etc, and messing up badly. Originated from a typo on page 9 of the Mario Kart DS manual.
"Dude, did you see that guy perfprm that trick he's been bragging about for months? That was so effing funny!"
by Zsky2 December 3, 2005
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Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.
Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.
by B-Nutty April 13, 2010
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What? You use Pro Tools? Digital Performer is the best software out there, I can't believe you're not using it. By the way, have I told you how good my farts smell?
What do you get when you mix vinegar and water in a bag? A Digital Performer user!
What do you get when you mix vinegar and water in a bag? A Digital Performer user!
by The1andonly November 10, 2007
Get the Digital Performer mug.When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".
Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?
Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).
Suspicious, but thankful.
Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).
Suspicious, but thankful.
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