penis

One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.

by FrankC March 15, 2004

Penis penis penis oh penis!

What some women say just before they cum.

When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!

by Judge dredd7 December 03, 2011

penis

a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.

i sucked my dads penis.

by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018

Penis

The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

by Jilwan June 20, 2005

Penis

A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.

I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.

by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016

penis

1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005