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OCHAMPUS

abbr. "Office of Civilian Health and Medical Programs of the Uniformed Services"
an employee at OCHAMPUS
by ultakam April 15, 2010
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ocraigopike

Some one who likes to try experimental sex games with some one of the same sex usually using large long items hence the "pike"
What type of sex are you into?" "I like a bit of ocraigopike
by the dark monkey part 2 October 11, 2010
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Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.
Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.
by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018
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Shit-oramic view

When one is in shit so deep that all he sees is shit all around him. Or when your in such deep trouble, you look all around you, but all you see is a panoramic view of shit.
Dude#1: So, how life for you?

Dude#2: It's A Shit-oramic view.

Dude#1: Man, that sucks.
by Juliovonhoolio April 11, 2009
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Ocampo

Galician: topographic name meaningthe field
Ocampo

o (masculine singular) + campo ‘field’ (Latin campus), or habitational name from a town of this name in Lugo province, Galicia.
by tuberpod June 30, 2009
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Onramp Racing

This is a form of racing originally developed by a PS3 racer named Enzo_Guy on Midnight Club LA. It is fast-paced checkpoint style racing with large amounts of intersecting and crisscrossing segments, but almost no straight sections.

Highway Races:
Creators of highway onramp races use race editor to design races in an area where multiple highways merge to utilize the most onramps possible. The basic setup is to place a checkpoint on one onramp and then to place the next one on a separate onramp, forcing racers to rip hard u-turns and creating tight hairpins. The race creators aim to design the tightest corners and most collisions possible. Designers only have a limited number of onramps, so participants are often going different directions on the same onramp which invariably leads to lots of head-on collisions

City Racing:
City onramp racing features extremely tight corners through parking garages, alleys, and even inside buildings. Whereas highway races focus more on causing collisions, city races focus more on causing confusion. Race creators often start city races with the participants facing a wall. Race creators usually get lost on their own tracks.

Car Choice:
Almost any car is suitable. A driver, instead of using his fastest exotic car like most other races on this game, will pick a vehicle that best suits his style of handling hairpins and u-turns. One racer is known for being competitive in a Golf GTI
Quotes of onramp racers:

"It doesn't matter what place you come in, this is the most fun you'll ever have racing."- a racer describing onramp racing

"I'm in a Gallardo! How is that Golf beating me? Fuck that Golf!"- a racer participating in an onramp for the first time

"I missed the turn!"- a common exclamation yelled during onramp racing

"It's like autocross met destruction derby."- a racer describing onramp racing

"How the hell do I get up there?"- a common question shouted by racers

"Dude, this shit had to have been designed by stoners who forgot to take their ADD meds."- a racer's opinion of how the track looked on the map

"This isn't racing, this is bumper cars!"- a racer describing a particularly perilous city track
by Onramp-racer May 15, 2010
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Ocrachoke

A move from Ocracoke Island where you choke the shit out of somebody til their face turns green, like okra. You can also stick there head underwater for a while, like Ocracoke Island. People talk like they got a little more sense after their head has been underwater a while, it puts things in perspective.
The guy was in an ocrachoke.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
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