the sport, hobby, or profession of adventuring above and/or below the surface of the ocean and any associated bodies of water
Jacques Yves Cousteau did a lot of oceaneering in his lifetime.
by The Zissou January 12, 2011
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That Big Shit Blue thing that spoils 75% of the Earths surface.
Residents will agree, as they are usually
Sharp, Poisonous and Pissed Off.
Made up of mostly the useless version of 'water'
Low tide, high tide, i mean WTF , make up your mind.
I hate it, It puts sand in my vagina.
AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A VAGINA!?
Pooh Bear: Yo tigger my nigger, Lets go for a surf in the ocean
Tigger: But it's low tide..?
Pooh Bear: Ahh For Shit Sake!
by Tomary December 13, 2008
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A Joke Fail. A fail of comedy. A very wet blue thing
Your joke was an Ocean. Get away for me you useless comedian!
by Adrian_YT February 9, 2017
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the big blue wet thing "pun on muppets"
oh... the big blue wet thing. ocean
by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008
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A drink made from hairspray, which is high in alcohol content, but tastes like crap. Common among american and canadian indians
Hey Ernie... Don't bogart that Ocean!
by Brocket Rocket December 24, 2008
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Ocean’s are the most beautiful girls in the world, her brown hair is always perfect, her sibling may be crazy, but not including them, your time with an Ocean will be the best, ever!
1: Hey i heard youre dating ocean
2: yeah, and I know that she’s a keeper
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Ocean is a very confusing girl who most of the time has 2 different personalities. One day she is loud and bold, and the other she is sad. She can't understand her emotions well, so she likes to takes things super slow. She is very brave in certain situations though, and as much as she may not like attention of others on the inside she really craves it. Ocean Is very thoughtfull and enjoys the company of friends
Wow! Ocean is very thoughtfull.
by Mysterioushuman November 10, 2019
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