Oilfield rash

When a oilfield worker goes out of town for work and hooks up with a women and gets an std “rash”

Hey the crew is going out of town next weeks let’s see if anyone comes home with an oilfield rash.

by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018

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Oilf

"Oldning i like to fuck" is said to very old people, who are quite sexual attractive.

William Lloyd Garrison is an Oilf.

by Garrison02 September 10, 2020

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Oilf

Acronym for "oldie I'd like to fuck". A gender neutral term for those who don't really fit into the 'milf' or 'dilf' categories due to their gender identity.

Wow the new character in The Owl House, Raine, is so hot. They're a total oilf.

by Jonnie69 July 23, 2021

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When a woman enters or works at an oilfield site with many males. A scale of 1 to 10 is required for scoring a woman's beauty, but in the oilfields, that scale is skewed. An average 5 beauty scale would make a woman a 10.

See that dirty old lady, she's an Oilfield 10.

by Schlumberjacker August 7, 2022

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Oilfield Mercenary

Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.

He’s an Oilfield Mercenary, just Doing the World’s Dirty Work.

by Oilfield Mercenary February 18, 2023

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OMILF

Old Maid I'd Like To Fuck

A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.

Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.

Husband (talking to his buddies at work): "Wow, you should've seen my wife's sis show up to see to the kids while me and my wife went to dinner. She was such a OMILF! The kids were pretty happy too, though my wife wasn't..."

by joe995 September 14, 2023

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