My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

Whale Of An Omelette

Any omelette, homemade or ordered in a restaurant, that consists of at least 7 eggs (or egg whites). In addition, there must be some other ingredient that adds to the gargantuan nature of the omelette, such as turkey, or a mix of cheeses, mushrooms, onions, tomato, etc. One should be able to finish this meal in one sitting, barring a pussy eating it. The omelette is best complemented by either a fruit cup or a vegetable medley.

Joshua always orders a Whale Of An Omelette when he attends various diners because he thoroughly enjoys both the leanness and satisfaction that the omelette provides.

by Stuart Little II May 25, 2008

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

son of an asshole

1. a general insult combining two common "swears" (asshole + son of a bitch)

2. insult degrading someone's parental units (parents) referring that one or more is an asshole

3. a degrading term for some one of illegitimate birth (e.g. whore etc.) referring to the willingness to expose one's self of one parent (e.g. whore etc.) son of an: (child of) asshole: (unfaithful parent) (alternate for bastard)

4. an (offensive) term for someone who is gay adopted (adopted by gay parents) referring to the stereotype of gay ass sex or
son of those who participate in anal sex

5. literal alternative to son of a bitch while instead of being a gene ralinsult to the mother of a person, it usually refers to insulting ones father.

1. Damn! You are a son of an asshole
2. Like his father before him, he is one son of an asshole
3. With that man for a father he might just really be a son of an asshole.
4. That gay son of an asshole!

by yingmanrules March 24, 2009

The End Of An Anchor

This is one of Dashboard Confessional's songs..A very good one at that.

A few Verses...

So hand me the rocks...to help weigh me down...And tether my legs with a cord tightly bound..To the end of an anchor to the sound...and test me to see....if..i...will rise...against...the worst....that it....can get...

by [.Adam.] September 20, 2006

end of an error

The 30th of June 2016 - the last day of the Benigno Simeon Aquino III presidency in the Philippines.

Reporter: How many days left before the end of an error, Mr. Dantes?
Jose: I dunno, maybe over 2000 days. Me and my wife kinda regretted voting for him anyway.
Daniel: You should, he's responsible for my cousin's death last November 16, 2004!

by Lakeside Freestylist May 16, 2010