Nutjob

When you blindfold your man and completely fill your mouth with chunky peanut butter, then go down on his dick, grapefruit technique. Bonus: if he cums, it makes for a crunchy double nut surprise.

Spencer: "Oh man, Matthew gave me a Nutjob last night."

Lauren: "Did it become a crunchy double nut surprise?"

Spencer: "Most certainly."

by whippedcreamslut July 28, 2019

Nutjob

When a woman or man preforms the sexual act of sucking on, or caressing another mans testicles. May include slight teasing of the males penis but primary focus is on the testicles.

Did you hear deborah gave matt the best nutjob?
Yah she sucked on his balls so well!

by Nbelum July 14, 2014

nutjob

When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.

My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.

by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015

nutjob

sticking your balls in a woman's pussy.

Megan said she'd go all the way with me, so i tried a nutjob with her.

by the poster of this word November 13, 2009

720 nutjob

when a girl is in a rotating desk chair, spin her around 720 degrees whilst jizzing upon her golden locks.

oh shit man, you got man juice all over your head in an elliptical orbit. did he give you a 720 nutjob?

by lorna skank November 12, 2011

nutjob

an idiotic man who blames all of his and everyone's problems on the government and the University of Texas.

SoTexSooner was a real nutjob when he predicted that Oklahoma would beat Texas last year and then blamed it on the officiating when OU lost

by hookem May 3, 2010

Nutjob

Slang for a sexual term, which is when one's balls explode or have an intense pain after sex.

Dude, I'm having a nutjob right now and it hurts so bad!

by ChrisD.IsAmazing June 2, 2013