"It was prit ' near six o'clock by the time I got home from work Friday"
"I was driving late one night, I saw an animal, swerved and prit' near put 'er in the rhubarb"
"I was driving late one night, I saw an animal, swerved and prit' near put 'er in the rhubarb"
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As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."
"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
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Meaning beloved and being worshiped as a Goddess.
Negar knows everything and has always has the answers and despite being so serious about life, she is very kind and cheerful.
Although Negar is very good at math, she also is very good artist and his favorite art is music.
Meaning beloved and being worshiped as a Goddess.
Negar knows everything and has always has the answers and despite being so serious about life, she is very kind and cheerful.
Although Negar is very good at math, she also is very good artist and his favorite art is music.
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Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
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