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Social Architect

A person who designs, devises, or constructs social interactions with a predetermined goal in mind. For example, if one such architect sought to maximize his or her sex appeal, or rather more generally their value, one would direct the flow of conversation in such a manner that portrayed the architect as one with the highest level of value, while also lowering the value of others to further elevate himself/herself. That being said, the goal of each individual architect may vary from simply "getting laid" to engineering the perspective of a generation.
Wow, that guy is acting like a Social Architect.
by Mandarin Foxes April 7, 2012
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Carchitecture

Carchitecture is architecture that is car-centric, like drive-thrus street side parking lots, strip malls, single story businesses, and most building types or rules dedicated to drive by traffic. Also, safety islands, mandated set-backs, cul-de-sacs, fenced in parking, highway fuel stops and rest areas. Often the needs of people are secondary or non-existent to the needs of the car in a carchitecture environment. Exists mostly in the exurbs, or in suburbia. May cause depression and antisocial behavior.
I can't stand how everything is so far away from your house even though it's right next door! Because of all this friggin' carchitecture I have to walk around three fences to get a quart of milk. Next time I go I'm bringing my wire cutters.
by 55lowness November 2, 2009
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Sustainable Architecture

A supreme form of architecture that the Internet needs to fucking talk about, involving buildings being littered with an earth shattering amount of plants.
Josh’s best friend just hit on his girl, so he decided to calm down by looking at pictures of sustainable architecture.
by stoleyourgirl June 15, 2023
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Spiral Architect

Thinking Man's Metal

Spiral Architect is the extremely talented metal band based in Oslo, Norway. Their first album, "A Sceptic's Universe," is 40-some-odd minutes of mediocrity being thrashed on the musical and lyrical levels; people who like to dance to shitty two-note "basslines" will never comprehend the awesomeness incarnate that is Spiral Architect. If you're into stupid bullshit songs about "love" and "peace," then Spiral Architect's lyrics will make no sense to you, since they cannot be comprehended by the thoroughly mediocre. The album was recorded not far from the grand city of El Paso in Tornillo, TX.
W A R N I N G !

Spiral Architect goes beyond progressive, exploring the realms of complexity and intensity that pushes the nature of technical metal further.

"A Sceptic's Universe" is not for the fainthearted!
It may cause serious damage to your mental health.
by Paco Belmondo September 8, 2005
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solution architect

A person whom has changed their title to make themselves sound more intelligent.
Josh P. is now a Solution Architect!
by JohnCReily909 September 18, 2016
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architecting

the act of creating something beautiful and not being a pretentious asshole about it
Stosh: I see you've been ARCHITECTING. That portico is to die for! It does seem a bit fancy for an entrance to White Castle?

Helga: Yes, well an old greek woman read my fortune and told me White Castle needed an upgrade. So I drank a triple espresso and ARCHITECTED that thing in 48 hours.
by GOLDMINER February 25, 2014
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Architects

better than Bring Me The Horizon, and they\'re only 18!
UK mathcore and alot of other \'core\' stuff, insane timings and sick vocals.
Kid 1: You going to see BMTH?
Kid 2: nah, i prefer Architects *turns back and walks away*
by Alex June 19, 2006
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